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A darn good indication of when your parents have "left the building."
When someone dies there is a tremendous amount of planning
that goes into giving them a funeral and burial. There so many decisions that have to be made
and all of them need to be made right! Now! It can be incredibly overwhelming. After endless phone calls had been made, and
countless plans planned, my folks made just one more call to the cemetery which
graciously offered to re-open my grandmother's grave and bury Erin's ashes in
with my grandma for free. That was a
very nice offer because just cracking the ground for a burial can cost $500. Mom asked how many people you can stuff in one
hole because we have a large family and that was a darn good deal. He said two people per grave, or however he
said it, and this was really funny to my mom. But she couldn't quite remember how the man
said this to her. So later that evening
my oldest sister GeeGee and my youngest sister Penelope sat in the living room
planning what songs they would like to hear at the funeral, while I cleaned the
kitchen listening to them. Penelope made
a song suggestion and asked my mother what she thought about it, and all the
sudden my mother sits bolt upright and excitedly exclaims "Two corpses per
hole!!" Which got my sisters to
laughing realizing that mom is no longer with us. I chimed in from the kitchen, ever the
wiseass, with "Doesn't Neil Diamond sing that?"
My sisters now realize they should just run things by dad and leave my mother
alone with her thoughts. So my sister
GeeGee asks my father, who was sitting in a chair with his back to everyone
watching TV, what he would want to hear.Very quickly he spins his chair around to face everyone and says to us
"do you know what commercial I think is funny? I think that Sam Adams beer
commercial with the guy dressed in the..." and he explains the whole
commercial to us.He then swings his chair back around to face
the TV and goes back to watching his show, leaving us girls to giggle.
We pretty much knew that at this time we might as well start smoking
cigarettes and drinking beer because nothing more was going to get decided that
day.Both my parents had officially left
the building. So if you are ever
wondering how you can tell when someone has hit their limit of stress overload,
random calling out facts that have nothing to do with what everyone else is
talking about pretty much is the biggest clue you could hope for.