Rants, Rants, and more Rants
Look, dammit. You have taken a shower for many, many years. Get your own dad burn towel BEFORE you go into the bathroom. Ok? Is that so hard? It drives me insane. I don't stand naked, shivering, screaming YOUR name. All right? It is a little thing really. The linen closet is RIGHT BESIDE the bathroom. Damn.
While I am at it, when I say get dressed or I will be late, GET DRESSED. Ok? I need your help in the mornings. I can't do it all. Don't wait until I am walking out the door to remind me I need to sign this, check that, or sew a damned costum for school. If you fart around and waste time, you won't get breakfast at home. You know this. Whining you are starving to death as I walk out the door, only makes me want to punch your ass in the eye. And we don't want that-do we? No, we don't.
One more thing. If I say I am having a bad day. Believe me. Don't keep pestering me, asking dumb questions, and try to torture me. If I say I am in a bad mood, don't make me prove it. Because I will. And you will cry. So just don't call my name, and when I say what, say "nothing." Then do that 20 times. Because by the 20th time, you are getting creamed.
You have been warned.
Posted at 04:38 pm by Shalovee
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Trisha Ratna
January 15, 2005 09:58 PM PST
That sounds so familiar! |
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Shalovee
January 15, 2005 12:01 PM PST
But name, that would take the fun out of it, now wouldn't it? *wink* |
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Name
January 15, 2005 12:00 PM PST
My son used to try my patience in the morning too. Is there any way you can keep the clean towels in the bathroom though? Just to avoid the one issue? |
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Stacey
January 15, 2005 11:08 AM PST
Wow, you make me not want to have a family because all of that might just come out, and not on paper...lol. |
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Tracy
January 15, 2005 10:12 AM PST
Bless you Shal for saying what the rest of us really want to say. I have had so many mornings like that. |
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Thunder
January 14, 2005 03:35 AM PST
Boys, men, husbands = all the same. |
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andrena
January 13, 2005 09:34 PM PST
AMEN! For a minute I was wondering how you know what goes on in MY house!! ha ha |
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Shalovee
January 13, 2005 07:02 PM PST
Supe!! You are far too good to me!!! I love you. |
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Soyunperdedor
January 13, 2005 06:37 PM PST
I told you it would work!!!!! |
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Tricia
January 13, 2005 05:53 PM PST
LoL! Have you been in my house lately or something? Cause that's just...eerily like many of my own mornings. :D Hangg in there, eventually they move out...don't they??? |
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kate
January 13, 2005 04:58 PM PST
amen.
sing it, sistah
wowwww |
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